Johnny Astronaut

ja-125 Johnny Astronaut is my first novel. It’s about a disco-dancing, time traveling detective from the future. I wrote it under the pseudonym Rory Carmichael. It starts on Chapter 2. It’s all very meta. I still hold out hopes it will be heralded as a cult classic once America catches up with me.

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I, An Actress: The Autobiography of Karen Jamey

ianactress-125I, An Actress: The Autobiography of Karen Jamey is my second novel. It is the memoir of up-and-coming starlet turned B-movie star Karen Jamey. Full disclosure: I made her up.

"A nice blend of Hollywood shtick and bloated narcissism…the result is a light diversion: dirty, low, funny and stylish."
– Publishers Weekly, October 24, 2005

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