Okay, I hate to be gross, but TV is making me do this. They keep showing me this Juicy Fruit ad. Which, “Juicy Fruit,” that’s kind of a gross name in and of itself. Is that prison slang? If not, it should be. I spend a lot of time thinking about how prisoners should talk, and I think they should use the slang term “Juicy Fruit.”

But this ad. Come on.

I mean, this is about pee, right?