Today they had an article with this beautiful title:
Couch Mouse to Mr. Mighty by Pills Alone
The article is about some pill they’re developing that makes exercise fun, or something. I didn’t read it. After that incredible title, anything would have been a disappointment. I am declaring right now that if I ever start a band, we will be called Pills Alone, and our first album will be entitled Couch Mouse to Mr. Mighty.
Also, Matt sent me a disturbing article about Internet trolls who get their rocks off writing mean comments on message boards. Check out the picture at the top of the article … isn’t this pretty much EXACTLY what you imagined one of these people would look like?