Comments on: Some Things That Are Never Funny http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/ Creative Endeavors, Collected Mon, 26 Mar 2012 23:10:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Poly Potty http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-594 Poly Potty Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:22:27 +0000 http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-594 No, fools. What makes ethnic cleansing funny is the way you mutilate the bodies. For example, you can cut out a man's tongue and put it in his own butt. No, fools. What makes ethnic cleansing funny is the way you mutilate the bodies. For example, you can cut out a man’s tongue and put it in his own butt.

]]> By: H.E. Thoreau Berg http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-593 H.E. Thoreau Berg Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:10:48 +0000 http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-593 Ethnic cleansing is quite funny, given the right laugh track. Ethnic cleansing is quite funny, given the right laugh track.

]]> By: Jeffrey http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-592 Jeffrey Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:05:32 +0000 http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-592 #1 - Okay, I should clarify that. People on acid are hilarious. People who say "this is like Mr. Rogers ... on acid!" or "you look like James Brown ... on acid!" are not. #2 - Mary Tyler Moore is pretty damn funny. #1 – Okay, I should clarify that. People on acid are hilarious. People who say “this is like Mr. Rogers … on acid!” or “you look like James Brown … on acid!” are not.

#2 – Mary Tyler Moore is pretty damn funny.

]]> By: John http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-591 John Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:31:28 +0000 http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-591 Ethnic cleansing is not funny at all, but full-on genocide is hysterical. Also not funny: Workplace situation comedies set in television news rooms. Family situation comedies that feature a fat or tubby man with an improbably hot wife. Ethnic cleansing is not funny at all, but full-on genocide is hysterical.

Also not funny:

Workplace situation comedies set in television news rooms.

Family situation comedies that feature a fat or tubby man with an improbably hot wife.

]]> By: Gin ginnery http://jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-590 Gin ginnery Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:17:14 +0000 http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2007/08/21/some-things-that-are-never-funny/#comment-590 I have to disagree, Dinsmore. Whenever I hear someone begin a story with "back when I was on acid this one time" I think it is hilari-fuckin-ous. Really, acid! Come on- it was the the drug of choice when acid washed jeans were also in style. And they, no doubt about it, were cool. Acid is funny. You are right about Yoda, though. I have to disagree, Dinsmore. Whenever I hear someone begin a story with “back when I was on acid this one time” I think it is hilari-fuckin-ous. Really, acid! Come on- it was the the drug of choice when acid washed jeans were also in style. And they, no doubt about it, were cool.

Acid is funny. You are right about Yoda, though.

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