I’m looking for a wedding band right now, and it’s a dismal affair. Not because there are no bands to choose from, but because EVERY WICKED COOL BAND NAME I’ve ever thought of is already taken! For the rest of you, please note that you can no longer give your band any of the following names, unless you want to be sued:
- The Funky Hipeez
- Phazze One! (who are described as a “unique and classy band”)
. . . and my personal favorite:
- Mr. Bob and the Soul Collectors
My guess is that they originally tried to hit the wedding circuit under the name Soul Collectors but quickly found that people weren’t too keen on hiring a bunch of Satanists to play their wedding. Worried about the potential loss of income (not to mention the lack of souls to collect), they invited their wacky neighbor Mr. Bob to join the show, thus putting a goofy spin on their reign of evil and carnage.